Older dogs have so much wisdom to pass on.
« Well it’s clear you’re not learning about a little thing called personal space at your puppy training school. »
« Look out the window, son. Do you see that bird on a roof five houses away? Let’s bark at it. For 20 minutes. »
« Fine, if you insist on playing up I will walk you myself. »
« Pretend to be asleep…pretend to be asleep. Eventually he will tire of this nonsense. »