Does that really need to be on a shirt?
Chelsea: YOU STILL CAN, LADY.
Joanna: Yeah maybe stop buying shirts that broadcast your life's regrets and get out there to achieve your dream.
Joanna: A good life lesson is never, ever trust someone who has a shirt that says « Trust Me. »
Chelsea: She makes me immediately anxious.
Joanna: YOUR SHIRT MADE US NOT TRUST YOU.
Chelsea: I imagine this person getting a B- her first week of college and having her parents call to dispute the grade.
Joanna: I wish I had this shirt to show my teachers, parents, boss, random strangers, particularly judgmental dogs.
Chelsea: Pretty sure you have to pay royalties to Matthew McConaughey every time you wear this shirt.
Joanna: How badly do you want to hear everyone's bad Matthew McConaughey impressions? Because that's the only thing you'll get when you wear this shirt. All day. Nonstop.