A deep dive into racial dynamics and privilege through the perspective of the most persecuted condiment in modern society – mayonnaise.
This jar of mayo thinks we should stop making a big deal out of other condiments because all condiments matter.
Unless you wanna make a big deal out of mayo – that's totally fine.
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This bowl of mayo costs more than these bowls of ketchup and mustard, even though they all do the exact same job.
But it's not mayo's fault mayo's dad owns the fucking cupboard, is it?
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This jar of mayo thinks we need to start leaving things in the past where they belong, like that bottle of spilt milk. And slavery.
It's not like it had anything to do with mayo anyway, jeez, get over it.
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This jar of mayo blames “political correctness gone wrong” for the fact it can’t refer to barbecue sauce as its “spicy brown friend”.
It's like you can't say anything these days!
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