*Flops dogs ears back* “I love your new hairstyle!”
Used the front camera on your phone to show them what they look like.
Flopped their ears back a bit and called it their « new hairstyle ».
Congratulated your dog for doing their business outside, several years into them being housebroken.
« Good boy! Yeah, you piss on that tree! »
Come up with a name for your dog completely unrelated to its actual name.
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