Homosexuals out here, ruining it for everybody else obvs.
« It’s not traditional. »
Said no sane person ever.
« It’s disgusting. »
Yep, two people being in love is absolutely abhorrent.
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« Same-sex couples don’t deserve marriage. »
This couple have been together for 23 years, which is approximately 116 times longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage to Kris Humphries, and they don't deserve it?
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« It’s just not natural. »
Are we all looking at the same picture?
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