Frying bacon? That takes so much time and washing up. It’s much easier just to microwave it instead.
Look at that delicious uncooked rind!
Cutting up a mango is a whole minute of your life you’ll never get back, which is why it makes total sense to eat it like an apple.
The skin is an excellent source of fibre. Probably.
Isn’t leaving your room to cook just the worst? Solve that problem by warming up last night’s leftovers with a hairdryer!
Why didn't I think of this??!
Sometimes there are no clean bowls, so you have no choice but to eat your cereal out of a hat.