When you have kids you’ve heard everything.
What it means: Your kid is up to no good.
The crinkling of a bag.
What it means: Your kid has gotten into the chips — and probably spilled them everywhere.
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The sound of marbles dropping.
What it means: Your kid just accidentally turned over a bag of jelly beans.
The theme song to Caillou.
What it means: You're in for half an hour of misery.