“Just so you know, I might cry in this fight, but that is not because I feel guilty. It just might happen.”
You never win an argument, because you always start crying before you get to make your point.
Making a point through tears is really hard.
And you always look insincere when you cry about other people’s problems.
If anyone talks to you about why they're sad, you're guaranteed to cry in their face.
Because seeing someone else crying is guaranteed to make you cry.
Even if it's not appropriate, you can't help it.
But seeing someone else really happy can make you cry too.