Let she who has never used a blob of toilet paper as a pad cast the first stone.
Inspected your butt crack after a shower to make sure there’s no hair hiding out in there.
Just when you think you got it all…THERE'S MORE.
Bunched up a wad of toilet paper to use as a pad when you didn’t have a tampon.
And prayed to the period stain goddesses that it would do the trick.
Left your most creative hair paintings in the shower, as a priceless gift.
(Only when you forget to throw it away at the end of the shower.)
Waddled to the bathroom to see if that mysterious liquid that just dripped out of there was your period or just good ol’-fashioned normal stuff.