Not all words belong on T-shirts.
Chelsea: Great job interview outfit. I guess my main question: What is the difference between « real » and « fake » stuff??
Joanna: This shirt is making me question the entire fabric of reality. Am I real?
Chelsea: The most depressing thing would be to look in the mirror while wearing this shirt.
Joanna: I think they should just make a shirt that says, « I'm not putting up with your bullshit today, Cathy. »
Chelsea: This would be 100% less depressing if there were sloths on this.
Joanna: Honestly, it's hard for me to argue with this shirt. Let's all just go home and sleep. Forever.
Chelsea: If her pocket is only for teeny tiny mermaids, I just hope that she has built the proper ecosystem to keep them alive. Otherwise, that would be a damn disaster.
Joanna: I hate to say it, but I'm just imagining the horror show of dead tiny mermaids in your pocket. Be careful! Tiny mermaids are precious.