Shit. I dropped a fish in her handbag.
Life was fucking tough for you as a crap waiter.
There were so many things you were bad at. Like all the standing.
You were absolutely dreadful at standing, which was unfortunate because waiters have to stand all day long.
Sometimes the standing would get so exhausting you’d have to hide in the toilet to rest your legs and back.
This is the point when you might wonder WTF you're doing being a waiter – you're just so bad at it.
The smokers got to take breaks in the alley outside, but if you tried to join them, you’d be bollocked for slacking off.
How come only smokers are allowed to take breaks???