Put the rhinestones away, OK?
Asking literally everyone you saw, « Whassup? »
It's 2016, nothing is up any more.
Getting your capri pant on.
Imagine trying to get Rihanna to wear this today. She would literally end you.
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Spending every night glued to BBM, talking mostly to people you barely even knew.
Kids today probably don't even know what a Blackberry is.
Really, really fucking terrible *ironic* T-shirts.
These were never actually cool, but far too many people thought they were.