That would make for some shady scriptures.
At a show in London on Wednesday, Adele declared her adoration for Mariah Carey to a stadium full of fans and proclaimed the elusive chanteuse should « be in the Bible. »
Ah, yes — we can see these shady scriptures now. Mariah 1:1: « And she said unto her Lambs, ‘I don’t know her.' »
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