It was avo-gross-o.
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If you’ve followed Kourtney Kardashian or watched the show she frequently appears on, Keeping up With the Kardashians, you know she eats some uh…interesting stuff. But one of the most noticeable things we’ve seen over the years is her avocado pudding.
Like most people with taste buds, I questioned whether or not this pudding/soup thing could possibly be what someone would want to eat every day for breakfast.
So, in an effort to find my inner celebrity, I decided to try it!
And because I am dedicated, but not that dedicated, I signed up for free seven-day trial access to Kourtney's website, grabbed the recipe, and went about my life.
The recipe calls for ORGANIC cane sugar, ORGANIC avocados, ORGANIC whole milk, and some sort of manuka honey which I didn’t get because it said optional. And anything that’s optional is short for « no. »
This whole thing cost me approximately $15, because apparently organic things are very expensive. And that's not including the blender, which I guess you might have to buy if you don't have one. Sorry.