“I will tell Riley her secret. She wears pull ups!”
This is Madie Cardon, a 16-year-old high school sophomore from Mapleton, Utah.
Last week when she was going through some old school stuff, she stumbled upon her diary from when she was 7 years old.
« I don't remember writing about it, but I do remember everything that happened in it, » she told BuzzFeed News.
The diary is pure, angsty gold. It starts out with 7-year-old Madie describing her woes and « depression » over her love life.
Today at school my crush Riley was chasing other girls on the playground! I thought he liked me. And guess who he was chasing! Jessica! She is such a player! She hugs at least five boys every day! I am so mad at her.
She then unveils a devious plot for revenge:
I think I will tell Riley her secret. She wears pull ups! After he finds out he won't like her anymore.