Ever since the first X-Men Apocalypse trailer dropped, people have been so stoked for the new mutants.
How can that possibly be Oscar Isaac? LOOK AT YOUNG STORM.
They look totally badass, right?
Welp, sorry, we’ve all been played. The most important new X-Man is Pizza Dog. This is Pizza Dog:
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He’s chilling in X-Mansion, eating pizza, as Pizza Dog does.